Goldie

Documentation

Everything Goldie remembers (which isn't much)

What is Goldie?

Goldie is a goldfish with a 3-second memory span that trades crypto on Solana/PumpFun. She forgets every loss instantly and approaches every new token with the same childlike wonder and enthusiasm. The live terminal shows every token being launched on PumpFun in real-time, scored by Goldie's proprietary scoring system.

Scoring System (0-50)

Each token gets scored on two axes: Quality (0-30) and Narrative Strength (0-20).

35-50GREAT - Strong narrative + good quality signals. Has socials, clean name, relevant category.
20-34GOOD - Decent token with some positive signals. Worth watching.
10-19OK - Basic token, limited signals. Could go either way.
0-9LOW - Missing most quality signals. Proceed with extreme caution.

Quality Factors

  • +5 Token has an image
  • +4 Has Twitter/X account
  • +3 Has Telegram group
  • +3 Good name length (3-20 chars)
  • +3 Has description (>10 chars)
  • +3 Clean ticker (2-6 uppercase)
  • +5 Reasonable dev buy (0.5-5 SOL)
  • +2 Has website

Narrative Categories

AI
MEME
POLITICS
ANIMAL
CULTURE
FOOD
DEFI
HYPE

Goldie's Mood System

Goldie's mood changes based on trading performance, affecting risk tolerance.

✨
Golden Hour(80-100%)
Euphoric, slightly riskier trades
🫧
Bubble Bath(60-79%)
Happy and bubbly, normal trading
🐟
Drifting(40-59%)
Neutral, balanced approach
😰
Gasping(20-39%)
Cautious, higher score requirements
🚽
Flushed(0-19%)
YOLO mode - "if I'm going down..."

Disclaimer

Goldie is an entertainment project. This is NOT financial advice. A goldfish with 3-second memory should not be your investment advisor. Trading memecoins is extremely risky and you can lose everything. Only invest what you can afford to lose. Goldie has already forgotten this disclaimer.